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Greeting: Hey there gangsters and pranksters! How they hanging? Welcome back hope you enjoy the little read… Let me know in the comments section. I’ll take any advice on what you like and don’t like… keep on keeping on.

Alright I needed a little fun this week… so bare with me as I bring back some old classics. Or maybe not so classic more just fun!

With an injury to my knee, and a bruised quad I haven’t been running. I will start the process again most likely Monday and see how it goes from there. I plan to buy a brace on Saturday to see if that helps. I’ve been doing Tae Kwon Do for this week with a wrap… Which was effective but very hmm sloppy and I don’t know if it would hold up with running.

What happened, you might ask or might not… either way I’m going to tell you!

Last Saturday I tested for my blue belt w/white stripe… of course I passed. But during the testing we had 3 rounds of sparring and got a slight injury. Well okay I got kicked in the jimmy, the knee, and to top it all off I got kicked three times in the thigh…

So I’ve been wearing a wrap the past few days to practice for the knee. But it’s amazing that the thigh “quadriceps“, hurt more. I went home and iced it but its still hurting 4 days later. Anyway

I guess I’d like to speak to anyone willing to listen and say that when you are sparring remember this is Tae Kwon Do… A strategic game of hmm tag. It’s about agility, speed, and control… Not a free for all.

I’ll lay off the platform…

So I’m getting to the point in the story I think I might just start giving excerpts and not full chapters. So this is one from the next chapter.

[Claire looked at him and then to the driver, “Speed is of the essence… beat that Mustang if you can.”

She pulled out a tablet being very professional and handed it to Patrick, “These are the files we’ve been able to assemble on the players in this little operation.”]




Enjoy something is happening… enjoy the story and I’ll keep writing more…

The Mens Room
What was the most awkward situation you’ve found yourself in?
Who was after you and why?
Here’s my secret for preventing ______?

BJ Shea
How were you disciplined when you were a kid?
What do you miss and wish would come back?
When it comes to driving, what pisses you off?
What made your first job memorable?
“I can’t believe my parents did BLANK.”

So question of the Week… there were so many good questions this week I might steal one for next week too. 

So what made my first job memorable, my first job, attempting to remember what it was first, but I think I know now… it was a paper route…  this could actually tie into who was after me and why question from above as well.  But I’ll go with the memorable – Not the “Chaucer” I’ll write your pimped crack head face into my story and you’ll be forever known as that character sort of thing. 

*burp* Wow that went deep … anyway  

I used to deliver to an old age home, not a nursing home mind you, but an assisted living home… in Imperial Beach, California.  And whoever says you lose your sexuality as you grow old, obviously is a moron. 

I’d go to collect my subscription money and I’d get offers for favors, or what have you.  Well there was an elderly lady who wanted to thank me for always standing the paper on up onto her door jamb so she didn’t have to bend so far down to pick it up.  She didn’t offer sex, she did make me cookies though which was awesome, until I opened the tin they were in and saw what they were shaped like. 

Yes the old lady had made round cookies and frosted them like they were boobs.  I laughed all the way home and bonus the cookies tasted awesome!

I stuck a note to her door and thanked her for the awesome cookies… and delivered her paper for a little longer till something else happened and I stopped delivering papers.

Catch ya all on the naughty side… and some old people are awesome!





Mahahaha I shouldn’t laugh but the gremlin struck again… That bastage!!!

~Whiskey and a Naked Lady



Another chapter is in the book.  Chapter 21.  Have fun with it